Bumper Stickers

51. Here's champagne for real friends and real pain for sham friends (Thank you: Staralfur)
52. Hi I'm awesome! R U awesome? (I have no idea. - Thank you: someone)
53. Hide, the Indians a coming! (in the rear bumpersticker) It's OK, they are gone (in the front bumpersticker).
54. Honk if you love Jesus - Text if you want to meet him (Thank you: Staralfur)
55. Honk if you think Jesus loves noise pollution. (Perfect answer to "Honk if you love Jesus." - Thank you: Sieran)
56. Horn does not work... Look at my finger.
57. I am busy. You are ugly. Have a nice day.
58. I am having an out-of-money experience.
59. I am naked from the waist down.
60. I am not a NERD, I am just more intelligent than you.
61. I am not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
62. I am not drunk, I am just avoiding potholes.
63. I am not in a hurry. I am driving to work.
64. I am retired, go around me.
65. I bet you won't pass me (in the rear bumpersticker) ... your sister (in the front bumpersticker).
66. I chiled-Proofed my house, but they still get in.
67. I did better in colege, when I stopped using a black highlighter. (Frivolous - Thank you: Kendrick Bateson)
68. I did not get to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
69. I don't suffer of hallucinations, I enjoy every minute of them.
70. I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.
71. I drive too slow, but I am ahead of you.
72. I have no real regard for my own life, you cannot begin to imagine the contempt I have for yours (Uttered to one who has sumpremely pissyou off - Thank you: J.T.)
73. I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia! Fcuk!
74. I heard a guy complaining about how expensive his wedding is. He is going to be really pissed when he finds out how much his divorce is going to cost.
75. I like cats, they taste like chicken.

Total: 185