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Those funny phrases you see attached to the bumpers of cars and trucks. ;
  1. Thank God I am an atheist.
  2. That click you heard was the safety being switched off (You're about to get shot - Thank you: J.T)
  3. The ambulance behind you might be heading for your house (Move over and stop - Thank you: J.T.)
  4. The closer you get, the slower I go (Thank you: Staralfur)
  5. The confusion is very clear.
  6. The echo always has the last word.
  7. The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's OK with the rest of you (Whether they inherit the earth or not, they're still meek - Thank you: Staralfur)
  8. The more I understand women, the more I like my sport's car.
  9. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog! (Thank you: Harold)
  10. The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin (Thank you: Dave Cassaro)
  11. The world is loosing all of its geniuses: Einstein died, Beethoven, and I have a headache.
  12. There are three kinds of people: those who know how to count and those who don't.
  13. There are two words that will open many doors for you: Push and Pull
  14. There is a better world, but it is too expensive.
  15. There is plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mash potatoes.
  16. There many reasons for the divorce, but the most important one was and continues to be: MARRIAGE.
  17. These days FIDELITY is only found in music systems.
  18. Think globally. Act nobly. (Originally "Think globally. Act locally." A restauranteur in Vermont came up with "Think globally. Act neighborly." I twisted the phrase a little more because it's a fine aspiration and the words fit together well. - Thank you: J.J. Staples)
  19. Think good thoughts: Words become actions. Actions become habits. Habits become character. Character becomes destiny. (Thank you: J.J. Staples)
  20. Time flies when you are in an airplane.
  21. To fight for peace, is like to fuck for virginity.
  22. Warning: This vehicle makes frequent stops at your mother's house.
  23. We are proud of our privates - US Army.
  24. When in doubt empty your magazine (If you're not sure, shoot - Thank you: J.T.)
  25. Where the hell is Easy Street?

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