Bumper Stickers
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Those funny phrases you see attached to the bumpers of cars and trucks.
;- Whirled Peas (Frivolus - Thank you: Kendrick Bateson)
- Women - you can't live with them and you can't kill them
- Women that have small breasts are intelligent, but I like them dumb.
- Work Harder, Millions on Welfare depend on you.
- Work is for those people who do not know how to fish.
- Work never killed anybody, but why risk it?
- Would you drive better if that cell phone was up your butt?
- YES: This is my brand new pickup. NO: I won't help you move.
- You are jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- Young man: if you are between 15 and 17, you are 16.
Total: 185
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