Bumper Stickers

101. Jesus saves but moses invest (Thank you: Dave Cassaro)
102. Keep honking - I'm reloading { Thank you: Kevin }
103. Keep your distance, I cheated on my driver's test.
104. Learn to Kill at Ft Sill, OK (In reference to Fort Sill in Oklahoma, a Historic Landmark that now serves as home for the US Army Field Artillery School - Thank you: william Smyth)
105. Life's a bitch and then you die. (Thank you: Don Schwartz)
106. Life's a bitch and then you marry one (Thank you: Staralfur)
107. Love and money keep people awake at night. Since I don't have either, I sleep well.
108. Make your senator work, don't vote for him.
109. Man is Gods best invention, and vice versa.
110. Marihuana kills slowly, but I am not in a hurry.
111. Marriage is a like a savings account. You put it in and out so many times, that you lose interest.
112. Marriage is such a heavy load that it takes two people to carry it.
113. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, other gender are from Uranus. (Thank you Rob)
114. Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.
115. Moses was a basket case in denial. (Moses was put in a basket and sent down the Nile river - Thank you: Madelyn)
116. My bicycle is fancier than this car (On a Mercedes Benz)
117. My girlfriend can't wrestle but you should see her box ("Box" is a colloquial term for vagina (in Australia anyway, not sure about the US) - Thank you: Staralfur)
118. My other car is a piece of shit too
119. My other car is a Porsche
120. ..My ex-wife's other car is a broom
121. ..My other toy has breasts
122. ....This is my other car
123. My sex life is like a Ferrari, I don't have a Ferrari
124. My son and my money go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.
125. ..I don't care about your son.

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